Brick Is Red (and Blue, and Aqua, and Cool Silver, and Flamingo Pink, and...)
LEGO superfan Jeremy Moody has made a comprehensive chart of every colour that LEGO has ever produced, with 182 pieces in total. In an act of small tribute to his heroism, I have pledged to stand, barefoot, on a brick of every single colour before I go to my grave, with a dimpled foot and one last muffled swear.